What's Wrong With My Snake?

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you update my Adobe?

Me:Sure. Which program are you using?

Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE

Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-

Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…

Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “

Client:Microsoft isn’t working either. Find a solution for that while your at it.